CONFUSION is when you go steal meat from the pot,
and you forget whether the spoon was on top or inside the pot. see more after the cut .......
When you fail WAEC. You can't even touch the
remote without irritating your parents. Even to slice bread, they'll say U are
making noise.
Brethren, make money before thinking of women.
Even in the bible, Job comes before Romans.
Beloved sisters in the Lord, if your boyfriend can
finish 5 loafs of bread and 2 fishes; you are dating 5000 people.
Na you dey pay your babe wey dey university school
fees and yet u never even write JAMB, bros you be scholarship board?
India has never been to the World Cup because FIFA
won't allow them sing and dance for 15 minutes after every goal.
U've been at Ur boyfriend's place for the
past 3days, Ur mum is worried abt U, and U here tweeting #BringBackOurGirls.
Get Urself home first
ADMISSION! ADMISSION!! ADMISSION!!! Diaris God
University of Linguistics. No UTME, No Post-UTME. Just Waka come!!
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