Saturday, 6 September 2014

JUST 4 LAFFS:



MONEY
Money has different names !!!
In church it's called - Offering ,
In marriage it's called - Bride price,
see the funny question after the cut .....

 
In divorce - Alimony,
When u owe someone - Debt.



When u pay the government - Tax),
In court - Fines,
Government to retirees - Pension,
Boss to workers - Salary,
Master to subordinates -Wages,
To your children - Allowance,
When u borrow from bank - Loan),
When u give for a service - Tip,
To kidnappers - Ransom,
Illegally received for service - Bribe

The question is "when a Boyfriend gives to his Girlfriend" what do we call it?? Answer________.

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