Sunday, 5 October 2014

I couldn’t stop LAFFING after reading this




April, 2008

Pastor said all the single ladies come out to the altar for prayers...
Battalion of pretty and non pretty ones flooded like ants.
Then he said all the single men come out.... They also did..

All of them stood there gazing and "eyeing" one sister or the other and expecting a session of hot prayers to start, when the pastor looked and looked and looked and out of anger said............

 "infact, ushers ensure that no man here leaves without a woman!!!!
Make sure every man should select one woman here and befriend!!!
How will we have fine women in this church and these men will still marry outside."

Commotion ensured and Two sisters in the choir ran and grabbed brother taiwo who previously gave a testimony of acquiring a brand new duplex in an estate in lekki..


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